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Funny in Farsi
A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America

In 1972, when she was seven, Firoozeh Dumas and her family moved from Iran
to Southern California, arriving with no firsthand knowledge of this country
beyond her father's glowing memories of his graduate school years here. More
family soon followed, and the clan has been here ever since.
Funny in Farsi chronicles the American journey of Dumas's wonderfully

engaging family: her engineer father, a sweetly quixotic dreamer who first
sought riches on Bowling for Dollars and in Las Vegas, and later lost his
job during the Iranian revolution; her elegant mother, who never fully
mastered English (nor cared to); her uncle, who combated the effects of
American fast food with an army of miraculous American weight-loss gadgets;
and Firoozeh herself, who as a girl changed her name to Julie, and who
encountered a second wave of culture shock when she met and married a
Frenchman, becoming part of a one-couple melting pot.
In a series of deftly drawn scenes, we watch the family grapple with
American English (hot dogs and hush puppies?-a complete mystery), American
traditions (Thanksgiving turkey?-an even greater mystery, since it tastes
like nothing), and American culture (Firoozeh's parents laugh uproariously
at Bob Hope on television, although they don't get the jokes even when she
translates them into Farsi).
Above all, this is an unforgettable story of identity, discovery, and the
power of family love. It is a book that will leave us all laughing-without
an accent.


PRAISE
"A humorous and introspective chronicle of a life filled with love--of family, country, and heritage."-Jimmy Carter
"What's charming beyond the humor of this memoir is that it remains
affectionate even in the weakest, most tenuous moments for the culture. It's
the brilliance of true sophistication at work." - Los Angeles Times
"Today, as Middle Easterners in the United States are subject to racial profiling, stereotyping, and sometimes violence, this book provides a valuable glimpse into the immigrant experiences of one very entertaining family." - Library Journal
"...a hilarious collection of essays that dish up many sides of the immigrant experience..."
San Jose Mercury News
"...remarkable tales of family resilience told with wry humor
shorn of sentimentality..." San Francisco Chronicle
"...a gentle life story by an author who clearly loves her fellow man,
and who is dedicated to pointing out the deliciously absurd aspects of both American
and Iranian culture; as such, it is a joyful success..." Newsday
"Warm and engaging" - Kirkus Review

Author Appearances


7/9/2003 7 pm Dutton's Brentwood 310-476-6263
11975 San Vicente Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90049

7/10/2003 7:30 pm Barnes & Noble Irvine (Tustin Marketplace) 714-508-0332
13712 Jamboree Road
Irvine, CA 92602


POETRY
Dreaming - I am with Her,
Lips locked to lips.
Body bound to body.
I sigh, "Let now be always,"
but when I awake again,
I am outside knocking on her door.
--Hamadani (Persian Sufi Poet)
Inside my heart and outside, all is her;
My body, blood and veins, my life is her.
There's no room here for blasphemy or faith;
My existence knows neither, only her.
--Molana Mohammad Molavi Rumi (Great Persian Poet)

In your light, I learn to love.
In your beauty, how to make poems.
You dance inside my chest, where no one sees you,
But sometimes I do, and that sight becomes this art.
--Molana Mohammad Molavi Rumi (Great Persian Poet)

When you find yourself with the Beloved,
embracing for one breath,
In that moment you will find your true destiny.
Alas, don't spoil this precious moment.
Moments like this are very, very rare.
--Molana Mohammad Molavi Rumi (Great Persian Poet)

Because the idol is your face, I have become an idolater,
Because the wine is from your cup, I have become a drunkard.
In the existence of your love, I have become non existent.
This non existence linked to you is better than all existence.
--Molana Mohammad Molavi Rumi (Great Persian Poet)

If you are seated with a lover of thine, enjoy!
In the end, the Void the whole world employ
Imagine thou art not, while waiting in line, enjoy!
--Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam (Great Persian Poet)

Before time takes you by surprise
Ask for good red wine and get wise
You are not of gold, don’t believe the lies
You are put to dust, once again you’ll rise.
--Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam

May these vows and this marriage be blessed.
May it be sweet milk,
this marriage, like wine and halvah.
May this marriage offer fruit and shade
like the date palm.
May this marriage be full of laughter,
our every day a day in paradise.
May this marriage be a sign of compassion,
a seal of happiness here and hereafter.
May this marriage have a fair face and a good name,
an omen as welcomes the moon in a clear blue sky.
I am out of words to describe
how spirit mingles in this marriage.
--Molana Mohammad Molavi Rumi (Great Persian Poet)

The heart is like a candle longing to be lit.
Torn from the Beloved it yearns to be whole again,
but you have to bear the pain.
You can not learn about love,
Love appears as the ways of grace.
--Molana Mohammad Molavi Rumi (Great Persian Poet)
"Think Beauty--It is the essence of your being."
--Moulana Molavi Rumi (Great Persian Poet)

 

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